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Friday, November 6, 2009

"Contractions" LOL!!

Posted on November 2, 2009:

Ok, I'm texting with a friend & he tells me that he's having "contractions" in his butt & they are so bad that every time they come he literally freezes due to the pain. So he's walking across the street and the pain comes so he's paralyzed in the street until the pain surpasses <---- almost lost his life. ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*This is one of my favorites*

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