OMG!!!

Good evening people. Hope that you guys had a good and productive day today. Lord knows that I have, but I have a post for you today. Really I have two, but one at a time.

Ok, as I'm coming back fro my break I'm getting out my car and I start to walk down the parking lot to the building (mind you students are out and about on campus at this point). All of a sudden I'm feeling a HUGE draft in the bossom area. I look down and my shirt is UNBUTTONED!!!! I don't mean only 2 buttons I'm talking about 3-4!!! OMG!!! Here I am thinking that all is good as I'm walking back to my office and all my goodies are exposed. Then again I wonder if anybody saw me and just didnt't say anything? ROFL!!

Not Even in the Office Yet . . .

Good morning you guys. I must say that I never expect to have a post everyday nonetheless this early in the morning, but I do.

As I'm walking to my office I notice a student just minding his business walking in to the building and whatnot. You know it's supposed to be a nice day out and he's wearing his shorts & that's understandable. As I look down, I had to rub my eyes and readjust a little bit. What did I see you ask? Calves that were laced in ashiness!!! LOL!!! I'm like dude, I know it's early and everything, but if you're going to be exposing your legs like that PLEASE put some lotion on! I mean I love my chocolate brother's, but please don't just wake up and not put a little more effort in your appearance. It's getting colder outside people and we must invest in products that are going to keep us up to par.

*Today's lesson is to remember: Lotion is your friend!! HAVE A GREAT DAY PEOPLE!

Lady What Is Wrong With You?! Smh!

Ok, so I'm out with my son having a nice time while buying him some much needed school clothes at Burlington Coat Factory. All is good until we get to the check-out counter. I asked a lady (a fellow shopper) if the register was open and she tells me that the other register in the next aisle is open. Ok, no problem right? As I say thank you and turn around to go to the next aisle over I see that some other people already got there so I stay behind the woman. Now, when she see's that I'm still behind her she says, "I said the that register is open. You can go over there. She will take you." Mind you while she's saying that to me she is getting loud with some other people (I guess the people she came with) because she's telling them, "Ok, I'm irritated just go to the car and I'll be there in 5 minutes. I know what the car looks like!" Mind you these are older people and they say NOTHING!!!

Anyway, because she is taking entirely too long another cashier tells me that I can come over to her. Ok, whatever, I go to her and it's no problem. While she is ringing up my clothes that same RUDE lady is still fussing (being loud and ignorant) at her cashier then turns to me and says, "& I told you to go to the car. . . " I looked at her (if you know my faces I had that raised eyebrow look) and I said, "Excuse me? Lady what is wrong with you? You have the wrong one." (I'm thinking to myself lady do you need to reload on your medication? I think it's wearing off.) Because she's being ignorant she just stands there with a stupid look on her face says, "Whatever," and goes back to her register still fussing. My thing is this: Lady, just because you're in a pissy and irritating mood doesn't give you the right to act ignorant and stupid towards people who #1 - don't know you & #2 - didn't do anything to you.

I just hate when people gotta cause a scene just because. . . . Ugh!!

The 'Crooner'

In today's episode of, 'Life of Maria' - Once again I'm sitting in my office minding my business with my Maxwell's Bad Habits playing. Here come the mail guys. As I am signing the clipboard all of a sudden I hear one of them singing with the song. Once I'm done with my signature I look up find this fool staring me dead in my face singing right along with Maxwell. & see the funny part is that his face is so serious like he doing something! He can't croon!! Like he trying to serenade. LOL!! TOO FUNNY!

NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT!!!!!

Posted on November 5, 2009:

I'm driving home from a night out with the ladies at the Cheesecake Factory and I see a car with its lights flashing on the shoulder. Automatically I look as I drive pass and there he is: There is a man standing right in from of his headlights using the bathroom. Dude! Go a little more in the woods or something! No one wants to see that. YUCK

Off Topic: I'm Losing Weight!! I'm So Happy!!!

Posted on November 5, 2009:


It's GREAT that my clothes are getting big on me because that means that I'm losing weight. So, now that means that I need to go shopping. What an accomplishment. Yaaaay ME!! LOL!

How I Stay SANE at Work!!

Posted on November 4, 2009:

In my office I ALWAYS have music playing whether it be smooth r&b, neo-soul, slow jams or jazz, my tabletop water fountain going & my candle scenting up on my candle warmer to keep it smelling good. One of my co-workers comes in & says,'Girl, coming into your office makes me forget where I am. Got that sexy music playing & got it smelling all good up in here." Then he smiles, winks & walks away. Alrighty then. That's how I stay sane, but yeah that was kind of creepy. The look in his eyes was like he was undressing me from the waist up (I was sitting behind my desk and he could only see me from the waist up. . . LOL!)

Facebook Scavenger

Posted on November 4, 2009:

Ok, so I'm sitting in my office & a student walks pass, I say, "May I help you?" He goes halfway down the hallway, turns back around, comes in my office up to my desk, smacking his gum just to say, "Nah, I'm good." So I just start to laugh and say, "Well you all up in here chomping, can I have a piece of gum dude?" Smh! Then asks what my name is so he can find my on facebook. . .LOL!

Find Another Strategy. . .

Posted on November 3, 2009:

So I'm at the gym & my trainer who I haven't seen in a minute tells me that I need to come back to him. Then he goes to say that's all in his strategy to get me to come to him to train. I told him that my confidence level was down by 3. Ugh!! ♥ my trainer though!! LOL!!

"As If"

Posted on November 3, 2009:

Ok, so I'm in my office & the mail people come to give me the mail & I have to sign for it & whatnot. So I have to get up to walk into another room & one of then says, "Man, you look like you're ready for me to take you out on a date after work. Umph!" I gave this expression as to say, "Dude would you LOOK at YOURSELF & then look at... ME!" Ugh!! This is why I don't wear skirts to work! I mean I have nothing against a man who has an occupation as a mailman because I think that every job is important, but my thing is fix the appearance and take care of yourself. Have a sense of pride in how you look. Smh!

*Please note the the picture in this post is just a prop picture. This is not the actually person who I was referring to*